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Jewish Comedy Blog

June 16, 2008


Jewish Comedy Blog please click the link for the updated version of this site. I have not blogged on here in over a year.

FREE – Boxspring for diabolical revenge plot

February 20, 2007


It looks like a normal boxspring, but if you secretly replace your sworn enemy’s queen boxspring with this one, revenge will be assured! The incessant squeaking of this sturdy foundation will torment your hated victim through the night! With every toss and turn, the grating of metal on metal will penetrate the subconscious, conjuring dreams […]

Ever have an annoying plane seat neighbor?

January 31, 2007


Compliements of The Muqata Blog He sent me this email and I wanted to share it with you. If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane – and let’s be honest, we’ve all been there…… 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Boot […]

You know your from Rochester when:

January 25, 2007


1. “Waking up with the Wease” doesn’t mean that you have a respiratory infection. 2. The thought of eating a “garbage plate” makes your mouth water. 3. The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow. 4. The worst four-letter word you could say is “Fuji”. 5. You can’t swim at the beach. […]

My Random Day

January 10, 2007


Dude get up its time for shachris my roommate gently nudged me. I don’t know how hard you want me to push you. I crawled deeper under the covers, leave me alone, my head is pounding, my head was pounding, I had to pee, no I am not getting up. The yetzer harah was staring […]

My New Blog –

December 26, 2006


So for some time I had another blog called The Frum Outdoorsman, but I didnt publicize o even update it. I have decided to try and keep it up to date. I hope to get some comments and emails of folks who are interested in the Outdoors and happen to be religious Jews- since they […]

How was your weekend?

December 26, 2006


So I bet all of you are wondering what I did this weekend. It was a long weekend not because of the red suited fat old rabbi looking guy but because the weather was mighty fine and I had to enjoy it because well you never know in December. On Thursday night I loaded up […]

Toilet Memories

November 27, 2006


Bathrooms used to be a work of art, now they tend to look like a work of art in the finished product, but really under all the fake marble and shiny gold and silver lies a flimsy look alike and a cheap imitation of the real thing. I grew up using one of those normal […]

A note to my readers

November 13, 2006


 I have added a new page to the blog. On the top right hand corner under “about the author” I have added a page which will be updated weekly and it is meant to show the reader which terms were typed into google to find my site. Interesting to some so I figured I would […]

Cars are like the old and frail

November 7, 2006


I have decided that my car is like the old, sick, frail, man- slowly moving down the street clenching his walker, while adjusting the nozzle on his oxygen tank that gives him air. My car is like one of those folks that have those daily medicine dispencers that have the day numbers in brail and […]