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Jewish Comedy Blog

June 16, 2008

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Jewish Comedy Blog please click the link for the updated version of this site. I have not blogged on here in over a year.

FREE – Boxspring for diabolical revenge plot

February 20, 2007

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It looks like a normal boxspring, but if you secretly replace your sworn enemy’s queen boxspring with this one, revenge will be assured! The incessant squeaking of this sturdy foundation will torment your hated victim through the night! With every toss and turn, the grating of metal on metal will penetrate the subconscious, conjuring dreams […]

Ever have an annoying plane seat neighbor?

January 31, 2007

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Compliements of The Muqata Blog He sent me this email and I wanted to share it with you. If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane – and let’s be honest, we’ve all been there…… 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Boot […]

You know your from Rochester when:

January 25, 2007

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1. “Waking up with the Wease” doesn’t mean that you have a respiratory infection. 2. The thought of eating a “garbage plate” makes your mouth water. 3. The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow. 4. The worst four-letter word you could say is “Fuji”. 5. You can’t swim at the beach. […]

My Random Day

January 10, 2007

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Dude get up its time for shachris my roommate gently nudged me. I don’t know how hard you want me to push you. I crawled deeper under the covers, leave me alone, my head is pounding, my head was pounding, I had to pee, no I am not getting up. The yetzer harah was staring […]

My New Blog – www.frumoutdoorsman.worpress.com

December 26, 2006

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So for some time I had another blog called The Frum Outdoorsman, but I didnt publicize o even update it. I have decided to try and keep it up to date. I hope to get some comments and emails of folks who are interested in the Outdoors and happen to be religious Jews- since they […]

How was your weekend?

December 26, 2006

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So I bet all of you are wondering what I did this weekend. It was a long weekend not because of the red suited fat old rabbi looking guy but because the weather was mighty fine and I had to enjoy it because well you never know in December. On Thursday night I loaded up […]