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Wireless internet and the frum community

July 26, 2006

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I dont know the whole situation these are my personal views- any comments would be nice. So I understand there is a big fuss about the internet in the frum community. I have been reading a lot about in the Yated and Jewish Press. My old man said that the same fuss was made when […]

A sincere thank you to KYO Steakhouse in Monsey

July 26, 2006

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There I was gazing at the menu contemplating my selection from the overpriced steaks and other Japanese favorites. I was just here last week, and it wasn’t so good, I thought, as I searched through the meat section. Subtle differences between the steaks had me constantly debating, teriyaki steak or char grilled? Life is full […]

Montana Memories part one

July 26, 2006

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I can still remember the first time I laid eyes on her beauty. It was within reach yet so far and I was getting impatient with the border patrol, who felt that since my companion and I had been in British Columbia for a week we had brought back tons of its famous marijuana. We […]

Frum Jews do hike in the Catskills

July 25, 2006

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So there I was debating if my tired self headed home should hike the 3.3 miles of steady uphill to the top of Peekamoose Mountain. I heard the view was good but hadn’t planned on hiking today. The debate raged on as I checked the little brown wooden trailhead sign again to make sure it […]

Frumster, helping wierd frummies find their place

July 23, 2006

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So it was winter of 2005 when I decided to finally break down and buy a computer. Maybe it was the lack of snowfall eating inot my ski season, or the promise of loads of useless information at my fingertips, whatever it was it was my foray into the new orthodox Jewish dating medium. J-date, […]

The search engine terms of the week, you frummies amaze me.

July 21, 2006

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Search Terms for 7 days ending 2006-07-21 Today Search Views flatbush shidduch 1 woodburne kosher restaurant 1 Yesterday Search Views frum girls sex 2 frum 1 bais yaakov baltimore 1 homowack new square 1 lesbian frum girls 1 stapler chicken breast 1 frum girls 1 frum vacation rentals monsey ny 1 2006-07-19 Search Views frum […]

The Pidyon Haben that wasn’t

July 21, 2006

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In a Homer Simpson like moment I tell the waitress that I’ll have the Rib eye terryaki, with the free salad instead of the miso soup. I try to hide the droplets of drool forming at the corners of my mouth as I slowly say the words r-i-b e-y-e terryaki…..I am already imagining the succulent […]

Fish Balls, Yedid Nefesh, and Ice Cream Scoops of Tuna

July 20, 2006

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There I sat debating for five minutes with myself, ice cream scooped tuna is it worth it? Am I really that hungry? No I wasn’t but what else was there? The tuna in the shape of an ice cream scoop stared at me, and I at it, the small morsels of cellery poking their heads […]

Metro-Hockers

July 20, 2006

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While trying to pick the chicken peices lodged between my teeth unsuccessfully due to the lack of tools at hand- I had n epiphany. There I was trying to utilize my napkin and middle finger as a toothpick at the infamous Dougies, and low and behold a semi-yeshivish, semi hocker, semi metro sexual stood before me talking […]

Shadchuns must drink tons of Starbucks

July 18, 2006

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Have you ever tried to set up a 19 year old girl, who only wants a guy that wears a size 6 yarmulke, wont eat white meat chicken, and wants a TV in the house but only hidden in the bedroom so no one will know? I think not. How about the fat dude that […]