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Frum Satire Comedy Show: November 8 in NYC

October 22, 2007

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If you have not noticed, this site has moved to http://frumsatire.net I was recently contacted by David Klimnick, a frum stand up comedian in Israel and asked if I wanted to participate in a show he was going to be doing in New York City. At first I was excited, and then a bit nervous […]

This sites address has changed to frumsatire.net

August 8, 2007

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My new websites address is http://frumsatire.net I would appreciate it if all those who have me on their blogroll can update the address, I have emailed many of you and I am trying to get everyone over to my new site. Please note that there are only a few changes. Most notably I was able […]

Shabbos Nachamu Singles Shabbaton: Thoughts and Inquiries

August 1, 2007

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If you are wondering where the latest post went to- you have to visit my new site where all the comments are in tact and growing. http://frumsatire.net/ I could not hear the Rabbi from my seat at all, in fact I couldn’t even see him considering the fact that the lights were in romantic setting […]

Commentary on my second singles shabbaton

July 9, 2007

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I had a great seat with a good view of the entire shull as well as a peripheral “trying not to be too obvious I am staring at you” view, to the other side of the rather low mechitza. Actually besides the legs of the ladies that would soon be shuffling in, the view was […]

The ultimate guide to saying “Good Shabbos”

July 3, 2007

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Everyone has a different way of saying or not saying good shabbos. The mumbling men: I think the most common type of good shabbos is the mumble, this is when the person passing you feels obligated to say good shabbos but doesn’t actually want to say it, he waits till the last possible second and […]

Two hilarious things that happened today

June 28, 2007

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First of all I was checking the search terms of the week- which by the way are viewable on the top of this page and updated every week, and noticed by far one of the funniest terms yet “kosher edible panty” This made me laugh my ass off. I wonder if they will start searching […]

Bais Yaakov Girls Gone Wild

June 20, 2007

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Compliments of The Negotiator Moishele approaches Rabbi Schwartz and tells him, “Rebbe, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” Rabbi Schwartz inquired. “They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we are dirty Bais Yakov prostitutes. Do you want […]

Can you be frum if you do not keep negia? The follow up post

June 16, 2007

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I am not about to make this blog into a serious blog: However I decided to do a serious follow up post to the shomer negia post. If you do not keep shomer negia, are you frum? What if you do not follow other halachos and miztvos? What does frum really mean these days anyway? […]

What type of negia do you keep???

June 12, 2007

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Please visit my new site at http://frumsatire.net/ I was mountain biking today with Alon Krausz the founder of the JOC- Jewish Outdoors Club and in one of our conversations he told me about the SOU- shomer until opportunity- that of course spawned this post. Many people I know keep negia, they brave the dark waters […]

Shadchuns really do ask the most ridiculous questions!!!

June 9, 2007

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Please visit my new site at www.frumsatire.net I recently spoke to a shadchun and she asked me some of the most ridiculous questions ever, I of course had to give ridiculous answers just to mess with her and show her how stupid the questions were. In keeping with tradition I had a pen and paper […]