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Checkout the sidebar: one click links to great older posts

January 31, 2007


I have been asked by quite a few people to try and make some links to older posts. I understand its quite hard to find stuff that was posted in July lets say. I have added to the sidebar below the blogroll an entire list of links to some of my best posts. Most of […]

The “frum” postings on craigslist amaze me sometimes

January 31, 2007


This guy has thought of a clever name for his pecker. Click Here

Ever have an annoying plane seat neighbor?

January 31, 2007


Compliements of The Muqata Blog He sent me this email and I wanted to share it with you. If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane – and let’s be honest, we’ve all been there…… 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Boot […]

Ridiculous questions for shidduch backround checks

January 30, 2007


We have all heard about folks who ask ridiculous questions when conducting back round checks for potential shidduchim for their children or relatives. The famous question of whether the folks who bring the plates in from the table tend to stack or scrape is about he stupidest and most famous one of all time. Please […]

Dont wear white shirts? No shidduch for you

January 30, 2007


In 11th grade one of my Rebbe’s bought me a white shirt, stating that it would be nice if I wore one once in a while. I wore it for about two shabbosim, but then retired it into my trunk and once again resumed donning by blue shirt, khakis and brown sport coat for shabbos. […]

Modern Orthodox Black Hat & Modern Lubavitch

January 30, 2007


In my ongoing process to improve past posts and bring them to my reader’s attention, I have added to new categories to my most widely read post ever. A frummies guide to labeling and judging other frummies was made widely popular thanks to Krum as a Bagel for thinking it was the funniest post he’s […]

Sexually active folks who shidduch date

January 29, 2007


So I was talking with a Rebetzin friend tonight and like all people we started talking about sex. Not how my friends and I would speak, but more of how she taught her kids about the mikvah, why they couldn’t date at 15 and about sexual topics in a way that I wish more frum […]

Aish Vs. Chabad: The war has come to Campus

January 29, 2007


Turf wars between Aish and Chabad are nothing new, but they just took a new twist, now Aish will be on Campus, which is Chabads traditional fortay originally coming in the late 1960s when the whole frum world laughed at them for trying to bring Judaism to campus. Aish Hatorah no doubt is a great […]

What if your Rabbi wore a pink thong to shull?

January 28, 2007


The JTS made a big mistake by allowing the ordination of Gay Rabbis. Halchic issues aside there are many other issues they should have considered when making such an important decision. As you may know Gays tend to be very conscious of the way they dress, the way their homes reflect their personalities and the […]

Have you ever gotten the Boro-Park Stare?

January 28, 2007


I am sure many of my readers have gotten the stare from little chaisdish kids as they shopped in national wholesale liquidators or as they ate pizza on 13th avenue. Pretty much anyone who doesn’t “belong” gets BPS’d. Coined by Jacob da Jew in is latest post concerning the evil eye from folks wearing dead […]