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Shabbos House- it’s all about the salads

August 30, 2006

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The address of this blog has changed to http://frumsatire.net Its Friday night, and I have been waiting all day for shabbos. I have been pretty much fasting and eating the bare minimum in order to leave my stomach fallow for tonights feast. My butt is sore as I sit on a wooden bench waiting for […]

Why are frummies so damned nosy

August 30, 2006

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“Hey can I help you with something?” A rather young looking yeshiva guy asked me as I was trying to differentiate between the sea of black velvet Yarmulke’s. “Yeh I cant seem to find any size 5 yamy’s”. After handing me what I wanted he just plain up asks me the same questions a shadchun […]

My friends L’Chaim

August 30, 2006

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Clad in shorts and a T-shirt I walked on into my friends L’Chaim in Cleveland. I happened to be in Cleveland another friend on my way to Alaska- yes I am making several stops before I get on my way. My friend wore a black muscle shirt and grey pants- metrosexual style- with dirty old […]

Cell phone rant

August 28, 2006

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Today was quite stressful, I had to do tons of shopping for various items of need for my upcoming Alaska trip. Hocking with the folks at Gander mountain who thought I was nuts for not bringing a .44 magnum in the woods and only bringing two long guns to Alaska caught my nerves. All I […]

On banning the internet

August 25, 2006

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Before the internet there was porn, phone sex, strip clubs, prostitutes, swinger bars, raves, etc..Actually all these things still exist and unfortunately are actively used by people in frum communities. The internet has brought the prostitute and porn star into the homes of millions of poeple, I understand this. Why am I writing this? I sit […]

Are there Jews in The Yukon, Northwest Territories, or Alaska.

August 25, 2006

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So it all started three weeks ago when I was filling up gas in Liberty NY. A women next to me was filling up and she had Alaska plates, so I started up some friendly excited conversation. Thats when I decided I would drive to Alaska. I had always wanted to do it, and now […]

Jesus- why do his peeps everyone hate him so much

August 25, 2006

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My rear tire gently landed on top of the concrete divider seperating the bike path from the jogging path. I enjoyed the higher altitude as I stood suspended in mid air supported only by my rear tire. My front tire was spinning as I moved my handelbars around to complete the     X-up while I stalled. […]