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Frum Satire Comedy Show: November 8 in NYC

October 22, 2007

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If you have not noticed, this site has moved to http://frumsatire.net I was recently contacted by David Klimnick, a frum stand up comedian in Israel and asked if I wanted to participate in a show he was going to be doing in New York City. At first I was excited, and then a bit nervous […]

This sites address has changed to frumsatire.net

August 8, 2007

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My new websites address is http://frumsatire.net I would appreciate it if all those who have me on their blogroll can update the address, I have emailed many of you and I am trying to get everyone over to my new site. Please note that there are only a few changes. Most notably I was able […]

Are your uf-ruf candy throwing skills up to par?

July 31, 2007

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If you are wondering where the latest post went to- you have to visit my new site where all the comments are in tact and growing. http://frumsatire.net/ Have you ever seen two guys get into a fight only to be pulled off one another by their supportive friends? Each guy goes back to his group […]

Commentary on my second singles shabbaton

July 9, 2007

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I had a great seat with a good view of the entire shull as well as a peripheral “trying not to be too obvious I am staring at you” view, to the other side of the rather low mechitza. Actually besides the legs of the ladies that would soon be shuffling in, the view was […]

The ultimate guide to saying “Good Shabbos”

July 3, 2007

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Everyone has a different way of saying or not saying good shabbos. The mumbling men: I think the most common type of good shabbos is the mumble, this is when the person passing you feels obligated to say good shabbos but doesn’t actually want to say it, he waits till the last possible second and […]

The Catskills: a summer long sociological study of frummies

July 1, 2007

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Note: the links featured in this post are all to older posts that directly correspond to the terms used. Directly in front of me large Huts ketchup cans were stacked neatly on top of each other, their metal tops glinted off the flickering fluorescent bulbs that had probably been flickering for years due to the […]

My First Interracial Wedding

June 26, 2007

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I broke off a small piece of chocolate babka and sampled it to test its moistness, you really could never know with babka, sometimes it melts in your mouth and other times it feels like an energy bar sticking to the roof of your mouth and preventing your voice box from working like in that […]

I have a history with Black Hats…

June 24, 2007

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I remember when I got my first hat, my father and I went to Kova Hats in Brooklyn a store a buddy of his from yeshiva owned. We walked in and after looking at one hat walked right out, turned on our heels before little more then “vus machs du” could be uttered. My father […]

Tis the season for weddings and I will tell the story of each

June 14, 2007

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I shifted my weight from one cheek to the next on my little folding plastic chair. If this had been an indoor chupa I am sure the noise would have caused a couple of annoyed folks to turn around, however this wedding, was outdoors. The last outdoors chupa I went to almost blew away during […]

Bime Hockers and Bima Slumpers: An inside look at bima real estate

June 2, 2007

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All you need to know is that Bima Hockers are the dudes standing around the bima that orchestrate everything. How they came to be Bima Hockers is another story, they may have first been the signal guy signing to the lainer and telling him how to sing the trup and quietly telling him how to […]