Browsing All Posts published on »March, 2007«

I like matzo balls and I cannot lie: crazy video

March 30, 2007


Is weed kosher for pesach?

March 28, 2007


Hat tip to Married in Brooklyn for finding this article concerning that marijuana is kitnyot– shocking to me- but even more shocking to my friends who like to get stoned at the seder and eat their bitter herbs with a big smirk on their faces. Thank God mushrooms are not kitnyot for what are strictly […]

How I came to wear black velvet yarmulkes:a short history

March 27, 2007


On December 21st of 2004 I cut my hair, it was many inches long at the time. My beautiful thick long hair that waved down past my shoulders was suddenly gone, in doing so I ended an era that has not yet been matched- though I hope some day my working position will be of […]

How switching to black velvet saved this mans life!!!

March 26, 2007


A recent ad in one of the Frum Jewish Tabloids ahem…. newspapers read as follows: “It just sort of happened over night, I went from regular old Joe, to a widely liked and sought after Yossi” In the words of Yossi formerly known as Joe who changed his life by simply changing his head covering. […]

Frum But With It vs. Modern Orthodox Machmir: It all comes down to the velvet

March 25, 2007


I have decided that “Frum But With It” merely means that you are “Modern Orthodox machmir” but too chicken to actually refer to yourself as anything close to Modern Orthodox. Then again in the frum world it may just mean that you are modern orhodox but happen to wear a black velvet yarmulke, since so […]

Stay tuned for black velvet week on Frum Satire

March 25, 2007


The most influential item in judging your fellow Jew and creating classes within orthodoxy has been the Black Velvet Yarmulke. This week will be devoted to this insane yet all too real phenomena. Stay tuned for a variety of posts and stories pertaining to this issue.

Man kicked out of shull for refusing to put on jacket

March 23, 2007


Frum with questions writes about being thrown out of shull for not wearing a jacket. Pathetic and despicable- understandable if he came to shull wearing a pink thong and a lace bra- but no jacket- give me a f%$#ing break!!!

Rollin down da Nile sippin’ on kiddush wine:Pesach Video

March 22, 2007


Rollin down the street smokin’ endo, sippin on gin and juice- Snoop Dog represents and if he find out about this video, which is probably one of the dumbest I have seen yet- thats what makes it so funny- he’ll bust a cap in your tuchus.

YU Yeshivish label threatens the frum caste system!!!

March 22, 2007


Back in the day when I was in high school there was always talk of who was a faker and a poser. Folks who donned their penguin outfits, yet didn’t adhere strictly to the law. Basically those who wore the black hats but still hooked up with girls and smoked on shabbos. These days a […]

When Baal Teshuvas shed their BT status: How to stereotype

March 20, 2007


I have gotten some complaints that I am not as equal opportunity of a judger as I claim to be and I focus more on frummies and modern orthodox then on other parts of the frum community. That said it is time to judge and stereotype BT’s otherwise known as Baal Teshuva’s. This past shabbos […]