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I like matzo balls and I cannot lie: crazy video

March 30, 2007

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Is weed kosher for pesach?

March 28, 2007

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Hat tip to Married in Brooklyn for finding this article concerning that marijuana is kitnyot– shocking to me- but even more shocking to my friends who like to get stoned at the seder and eat their bitter herbs with a big smirk on their faces. Thank God mushrooms are not kitnyot for what are strictly […]

How I came to wear black velvet yarmulkes:a short history

March 27, 2007

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On December 21st of 2004 I cut my hair, it was many inches long at the time. My beautiful thick long hair that waved down past my shoulders was suddenly gone, in doing so I ended an era that has not yet been matched- though I hope some day my working position will be of […]

How switching to black velvet saved this mans life!!!

March 26, 2007

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A recent ad in one of the Frum Jewish Tabloids ahem…. newspapers read as follows: “It just sort of happened over night, I went from regular old Joe, to a widely liked and sought after Yossi” In the words of Yossi formerly known as Joe who changed his life by simply changing his head covering. […]

Frum But With It vs. Modern Orthodox Machmir: It all comes down to the velvet

March 25, 2007

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I have decided that “Frum But With It” merely means that you are “Modern Orthodox machmir” but too chicken to actually refer to yourself as anything close to Modern Orthodox. Then again in the frum world it may just mean that you are modern orhodox but happen to wear a black velvet yarmulke, since so […]

Stay tuned for black velvet week on Frum Satire

March 25, 2007

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The most influential item in judging your fellow Jew and creating classes within orthodoxy has been the Black Velvet Yarmulke. This week will be devoted to this insane yet all too real phenomena. Stay tuned for a variety of posts and stories pertaining to this issue.

Man kicked out of shull for refusing to put on jacket

March 23, 2007

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Frum with questions writes about being thrown out of shull for not wearing a jacket. Pathetic and despicable- understandable if he came to shull wearing a pink thong and a lace bra- but no jacket- give me a f%$#ing break!!!