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Fish Balls, Yedid Nefesh, and Ice Cream Scoops of Tuna

July 20, 2006

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There I sat debating for five minutes with myself, ice cream scooped tuna is it worth it? Am I really that hungry? No I wasn’t but what else was there? The tuna in the shape of an ice cream scoop stared at me, and I at it, the small morsels of cellery poking their heads […]

Metro-Hockers

July 20, 2006

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While trying to pick the chicken peices lodged between my teeth unsuccessfully due to the lack of tools at hand- I had n epiphany. There I was trying to utilize my napkin and middle finger as a toothpick at the infamous Dougies, and low and behold a semi-yeshivish, semi hocker, semi metro sexual stood before me talking […]

Shadchuns must drink tons of Starbucks

July 18, 2006

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Have you ever tried to set up a 19 year old girl, who only wants a guy that wears a size 6 yarmulke, wont eat white meat chicken, and wants a TV in the house but only hidden in the bedroom so no one will know? I think not. How about the fat dude that […]

Sunday July 9th

July 13, 2006

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The tires are screaming a song as they roll 75 miles per hour down the smooth greyish pavement. The clouds are floating aimlessly in the hazy blue sky. The trees pass by like a picket fence, and the cruise control is set. The windows are open wide, the wind is swirling my passengers hair into […]

Search terms people used to find my site

July 13, 2006

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It is quite interesting to see how people came up to my site. Take a look for yourself:   Search Terms for 7 days ending 2006-07-13 Today Search Views frum satire 2 katchsup on hot dogs 1 bungalow colony 1 Yesterday Search Views girl cuts out eye with fork and knife 1 fomous kind of mustard […]

My last concert before the three weeks

July 13, 2006

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The parking lot looks more like a big flea market with a lot of homeless people trying to sell their food, artwork, drugs, t-shirts and other earthly wears. Two men selling micro brew bear sing the ice cold bear song, first very slow acoustic then eventually producing semi metal as they scream at me and […]

Th Muddy Cup

July 13, 2006

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Swirling the frozen chunks of ice infused with strawberry with my tounge, I notice two men openly gay sitting on a green couch. The one in the red shirt is talking about his 3 day weekends between luxurious sips of his golden iced tea, I can sea the condensation forming on the roof of his cup, his […]