Bais Yaakov Girls Gone Wild

Posted on +00002007-06-20T06:02:54+00:00302007bUTCWed, 20 Jun 2007 06:02:54 +0000 5, 206

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Compliments of The Negotiator

Moishele approaches Rabbi Schwartz and tells him, “Rebbe, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” Rabbi Schwartz inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we are dirty Bais Yakov prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”

“That’s terrible!” Rabbi Schwartz exclaimed, “but l have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and l will put them in with my two male parrots who l taught to daven and say tehillim. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to Daven.”

“Thank you!” Moishele responded. So the next day, Moishele brings his female parrots to rabbi schwartzes house. The rabbi’s two parrots are holding siddurim and davening in their cage.

Moishele puts his female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, “Hi, we are dirty Bais Yakov prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the siddurim away. Our prayers have been answered!

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