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I was recently contacted by David Klimnick, a frum stand up comedian in Israel and asked if I wanted to participate in a show he was going to be doing in New York City. At first I was excited, and then a bit nervous since I have no idea if I would be funny or what I would actually say, my fears abated a bit when I learned I would not be doing actual stand up and if I chose would not actually have to get on stage at all, it was all about the material. I guess for someone who is mildly famous in his own niche to want to use my material was pretty cool, so I said yes. The following is the press release he sent me. Off The Wall Comedy can be contacted for more information. You can email me as well frumsatire@gmail.com.
The show will be located at the Mt. Sinai Jewish Center in Washington Heights on Bennett ave. Shull Website.
It will take place on Thursday night November 8th at 8:30 pm.
David Kilimnick is Frum From Birth…That is correct, the man grew up Frum (religious) and the show has no story!
David Kilimnick, Jerusalem-Based Standup Comic, Guest of Honor: Heshy of Frum Satire.net fame
Brought to you by Off The Wall Comedy Empire & Frum Satire
February 14, 2006 – In a cosponsored event, and Frum Satire’s first ever comedy show. Back by popular demand, after a hit show last year, David Kilimnick, brings his Israeli style comedy routines back home to Washington Heights, New York. Kilimnick will be in Manhattan, Thursday, November 8 at 8:30 pm, at Mount Sinai
David Kilimnick (as seen in your seat at shule) will address the issues of being frum (religious), growing up frum and living in the frum community. Including Halachik issues, such as my life as a frum single Jew, and the length of Hallel (extra prayer for the holiday). David can pick up his groceries kosher groceries in Israel, but he can not pick up his frum girl.
David Kilimnick is a vibrant, interactive comic who made Aliyah in December 2004, after ‘wandering.’ Upon his return to Israel, after studying and practicing comedy in the States, he decided that comedy is what Jerusalem needs; thus, the beginning of the Off The Wall Comedy Empire. This past month, David opened Jerusalem’s first comedy club, The Off The Wall Comedy Basement.
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David continues his mission with to Find a Wife in Washington Heights, be her North American or South American.
As the proclaimed comedian of Jerusalem, David views comedy as a necessary religious experience. David’s comedy reflects his personal experiences and struggles as a single, new Oleh (immigrant to Israel), a rabbi and a customer of Best Buy. Understanding and empathy with social and communal issues, and an outcall for change make up the foundation of David’s platform. David will deal with ‘issues,’ rules for life, and even quote the Bible.
Tickets for the show at Mount Sinai are still available contact me via email for more information- the ticket prices are $15 and $12 for members.
You can see more about David and Off The Wall comedy shows at www.israelcomedy.com.
Editor’s Note: For an interview with David Kilimnick or more information about his performance, please call……972 (50) 875-5688
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Leah Kleim is finally LOOSING IT, Boruch Hashem!
We are actually GETTING TO HER, Boruch Hashem!
Her Sorry Ass, is finally getting the point, Boruch Hashem.
Her BLOOD IS BOILING, finally and she was forced to have to start censoring posts on her slut blog.
This is a HUGE accomplishment for all those trying to knock some sechel in to her thick brainless, suicidal, alcoholic skull.
Leah Says:
FUCK YOU, YOU’R OUT !!!
Ha Ha Ha Leah
The Joke is ON YOU Leah.
We win and you loose!
Leah, you sound like a 5-year-old saying that while playing in her silly little sandbox.
No one cares about the stupidity and ranting about how drunk you are today and if you feel like jumping on the tracks today or tomorrow instead.
What difference does it make.
No one cares about the little suicidal fuck called Leah Kleim.
Keep the entire blog to yourself!
Go right ahead and masturbate all by yourself.
Enjoy yourself!
And the 4 empty walls, watching you masturbate.
The only way you get any stats at all is only if you get naked.
Any ugly piece of shit, like Leah Kleim who will get naked will always find some looser watching.
Go ahead and sell the only thing you have (not brains – you got non of that) just sell your pussy, like all looser do.
Your pussy is not where your brains are.
You don’t have anything else to sell except your ugly body with the glued on, fake tits.
It’s really very easy to Fuck Leah.
You just have to understand Leah Kleim’s idiosyncrasies’ and you can spin Leah Around your finger in no time at all.
Leah is the easiest slut in the world to fuck and she’s FREE!
INTRSUCTIONS:
Leah, is a sexual Predator, of sorts, who frequents Craig List and other Chat Rooms where people are looking for sex.
Step # 1: Make your handle something to reflect clearly that you are FRUM and you want a Frum Sex Partner.
Step # 2. To improve you chances that the Leah the Slut will try to seduce you, indicate that you are also Chassid, A Satmar or Lubavitcher or if you are really bold LIE to Leah and tell her, you are a Shaliach in Florida or somewhere else.
Leah is VERY GULLIBLE and if she thinks you are a Chassid, she will never realize she was DUPED and she will gladly run after you, like crazy, to have sex with her.
Leah does like to PLAY “hard to get” so play along with her. Leah likes when you really BEG her for sex.
If you are in a hurry to have sex with Leah Kleim and you have no time for her silly “hard to get” games, you can speed things up with Leah, tell her you get turned on if she records the sex.
Leah’s mouth will be watering now; she will already be counting the HITS and the STATS she will get when she posts your photos and video on her blog.
All in all, you can get Leah in bed in about 60 seconds, if you play it right.
Will fuck just about anything that walks but she prefers Character Assassination if you tell her you are a Chassid or some Big Shot in the frum community, she will go absolutely CRAZY over you and you will be fucked in no time at all.
PS
Make sure you put on at least TWO condoms because Leah has Herpes and a few other STD’s.
http://www.TheRealLeahKleim.Blogspot.com
The natural response to your sensored posts is to have the commnets posted on several hundred blogs.
No need to post it here:
The following will be posted elsewhere, without you:
Leah Kleim’s stats on her blog are way down and she’s desperate for something to help her raise her stats.
First she tried to pose nude photos of herself.
That didn’t work because she is quite ugly, tattooed with G-d name on her back side, and cheap looking fake tits in the front.
Not to mentioned that the insides of her arms, are as ugly as hell, being that she is a self-mutilated CUTTER.
She then resorted to posting generic porn on her blog, of the lowest grade but even that didn’t help her stats.
Since her body is so fat, ugly, tattooed and mutilated by cutting, she decided to get herself painted with flowers, in hopes that the flowers will cover up for the ugliness of her natural body.
She even has a video online on her blog called Leah Kleim Tits and Flowers.
Why the Tits?
Because Sex Sells (Leah, hasn’t got any real Brains, or anything else, to sell, except her fake tits) and she desperately needs her stats to go up.
But why the flowers to cover up her tits?
Because her tits are SO FAKE and ugly, no one would look at them unless it’s covered up with flowers, so the beauty of the flowers will cover for the ugliness of her fake tits.
Leah is a child, which desperately needs, lots of attention to survive.
Even if you think Leah is ugly, please visit her blog, anyway, so she can get her desperately needed attention before she resorts to doing something much worse.
She regularly says she wants to commit suicide, but hasn’t the IQ, to quite figure out, just how to do it, successfully and has failed, every time she tried, so far.
Ibumped in2 thison a google search for Leah Kleim. The writing of the above three comments seems very likely to be the same person. Imay be wrong about that though. Regardles, why would the moderator of this blog allow those comments ? They have nothing to do with the post. I know Leah Kleim can bring traffic to a site. For a blogger who dosent even have ads on her blog she seems to be getting high traffic and causing high traffic. Is this just a way to use the name Leah Kleim to produce google clicks ?