Judging folks based on the way they wear their tzitzis

Up until about a year ago I rarely wore tzitzis, I wore them on shabbos and sometimes in the winter. In the summer the extra layer was a pain and in the winter the tzitzis scratched around under my shirt. Then a girl I was on a date with a girl from frumster and she [...]

New Funny Jewish Blog

Jacob Da Jew has made a new blog devoted to jokes and funnies. He wants your input and will give you hat tips. Visit his new site.

American Idol like auditions for shull president!!!

Susanne’s Blog has this post about her shull the Mt. Sinai Shull in Washington Heights- the up and coming singles scene for non-shallow, poorer versions of the Upper West Side folks. This shull was rated by me as the top shull for looking over the mechitza. And for having a great shalosh suedos. Apparently the [...]

Friday night at OZ kingdom of singledom

Upon entering the main sanctuary I had no idea that they were davening, the chatter was so loud that I was reminded of eating out on Sunday nights at kosher Chinese restaurants and not being able to hear what anyone was saying over the insanity of a million conversations at once. But indeed not only [...]

Mishpacha mgazine if full of it!!!

So everybody loves the topic of ridiculous questions that shadchuns and other folks within the matchmaking field ask. Numerous websites and articles tend to be critical of how out of hand the situation has become. I have even written a list of ridiculous questions folks may ask as the external judgments within the frum community [...]

MODERN orthodox: stereotyping and judging

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MODERN orthodox or as Frumster likes to call them modern orthodox Liberal. Some folks call them the real MO, or some like to say they hijacked modern orthodoxy and created this religion solely based on not being shomer negia and not adhering to the laws of tzius [...]

FREE – Boxspring for diabolical revenge plot

It looks like a normal boxspring, but if you secretly replace your sworn enemy’s queen boxspring with this one, revenge will be assured! The incessant squeaking of this sturdy foundation will torment your hated victim through the night! With every toss and turn, the grating of metal on metal will penetrate the subconscious, conjuring dreams [...]

modern ORTHODOX: how to stereotype

Modern orthodoxy has changed in recent years, back when I was growing up modern orthodox pretty much encompassed everyone I knew besides my ultra orthodox cousins in Monsey. We wore shorts and T-shirts on shabbos while playing ball in the afternoons, we went to movies concerts and even watched TV on Saturday afternoons when my [...]

Judging your fellow Jew: all this week on Frum Satire

We Jews love to judge each other, in other places this may be referred to as racial profiling without the racial aspect of course, unless the fellow Jew you are trying categorize happens to be black, brown, red, yellow, Indian-feathers or red dots, Asian-any of the slanty eyed combos, African American, any sphardic, Hispanic, Latino [...]

We Didn’t Start the Fire : the frummy version

Oh man this post is amazing, it is quite rare that I think so but http://theshaigetz.blogspot.com/ has a frummy remake of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”