Fish Balls, Yedid Nefesh, and Ice Cream Scoops of Tuna

There I sat debating for five minutes with myself, ice cream scooped tuna is it worth it? Am I really that hungry? No I wasn’t but what else was there? The tuna in the shape of an ice cream scoop stared at me, and I at it, the small morsels of cellery poking their heads [...]

Metro-Hockers

While trying to pick the chicken peices lodged between my teeth unsuccessfully due to the lack of tools at hand- I had n epiphany. There I was trying to utilize my napkin and middle finger as a toothpick at the infamous Dougies, and low and behold a semi-yeshivish, semi hocker, semi metro sexual stood before me talking [...]